Pretty doesn't begin to cover it

Ta daaaaaaa
Doamnelor, domnisoarelor si domnilor, am onoarea sa va prezint in aceasta minunata ...

Fuck it! N-am chef si mi-a si fugit ideea.
Well:

- How would you describe your life?
- Oh, no! Not that question...
- ...
- Is this life? Would you call this thing life?
- I can see that you are unhappy but there really is no actual reason for that... Your life seems to be great, i bet that other people even got to envy your lifestyle...
- Are you serious?
- Maybe...